Friday, September 15, 2006

Opening shows SOLD-OUT for Artie Langes - Beer League



HUGE NEWS for Artie Lange Fans around the country!!!

Initial reports from sources both inside of Hollywood, as well as theatre owners in all three opening markets for "Artie Langes - Beer League" have confirmed that almost all of the Friday (9/15) early showings have completely SOLD-OUT.

Why is this important, to anyone other than Artie?
Simple, Beer League has been scheduled for release in only three markets :
New York/Philadelphia/Cleveland.
The distributors of the film will go to nation-wide release if ticket sales of over $1,00,000
are achieved in the opening limited release weekend.

As stated earlier, initial reports have confirmed that this film is tracking to be the surprise "Smash Hit" of the year. Sources at theatres showing Beer League, were "completely taken by surprise", one theatre executive expects the film to surpass the million dollar mark by Saturday evening. This would ensure national release and continue to drive the success of Artie Lange and the Howard Stern family.
An anonymous source went so far as to say "This film is Animal House for the next generation, total ticket sales may even surpass the incredible success of Howard Sterns 1997 monster hit "Private Parts".
As unlikely as this may seem for a low budget movie, like Beer League, early online ticket sales are pushing many theatres to add showings on the fly, this is normally only the case for films such as "star Wars" or "pirates of the Caribbean". Could it be that Artie Lange will be the next HOT A-List leading man? Anything is possible, when your dealing with the world of "The King of All Media" Howard Stern.
And as fan....I wish you luck, Artie
Don't die before your time, you fat bastard.

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

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