The random complaint generator for Peace Arch Entertainment and Chapter 27

Unless you want to accumulate a long list of examples of Peace Arch Entertainment and Chapter 27's acts of corruption and depredation, this letter may become a bit monotonous. However, I honestly do hope you read it all the way through because anger is contagious. So, without further ado, I present you with this all-important piece of information: The gloss that Peace Arch Entertainment and Chapter 27's thralls put on Peace Arch Entertainment and Chapter 27's op-ed pieces unfortunately does little to kick butt and take names. Even though Peace Arch Entertainment and Chapter 27 gives flattering titles to its natural distempers, Peace Arch Entertainment and Chapter 27's opinion is that it's perfectly safe to drink and drive. Of course, opinions are like sphincters: we all have them. So let me tell you my opinion. My opinion is that in asserting that rambunctious sybarites should be fêted at wine-and-cheese fund-raisers, it demonstrates an astounding narrowness of vision. If Peace Arch Entertainment and Chapter 27 believes that coercion in the name of liberty is a valid use of state power, then it's obvious why it thinks that people are pawns to be used and manipulated. In a recent essay, Peace Arch Entertainment and Chapter 27 stated that its statements provide a liberating insight into life, the universe, and everything. Since the arguments it made in the rest of its essay are based in part on that assumption, it should be aware that it just isn't true. Not only that, but I would certainly like to comment on its attempt to associate cynicism with antidisestablishmentarianism. There is no association. Jared Leto and Lindsey Lohan are the finest examples of Hollywood scum. Just thought I might ad that to further insight clueless teenagers planning on supporting their heroes as they continue to help the cause of John Lennons killer. This happens to be a great keyword generator by the way. Kudos the creator of the random complaint generator.

It is quite true, of course, that Peace Arch Entertainment and Chapter 27's actions are way off base. But pauperism has served as the justification for the butchering, torture, and enslavement of more people than any other "ism". That's why it's Peace Arch Entertainment and Chapter 27's favorite; it makes it easy for it to break down traditional values.

Peace Arch Entertainment and Chapter 27 is a tremendous deadweight on our will and morale. You may have detected a hint of sarcasm in the way I phrased that last statement, but I assure you that I am not exaggerating the situation. When asked to mend its ways, Peace Arch Entertainment and Chapter 27 will give people a wink and a smile, but when the wheels begin to turn, it's business as usual. I challenge all of the obscene crooks out there to consider this: Peace Arch Entertainment and Chapter 27 has been known to say that there's no difference between normal people like you and me and deluded, prodigal soi-disant do-gooders of one sort or another. That notion is so reckless, I hardly know where to begin refuting it.

Some people assert that there is something besotted about Peace Arch Entertainment and Chapter 27's shabby mendacity and sneaking duplicity. Others insist that Peace Arch Entertainment and Chapter 27's modus operandi is to tell us how to live, what to say, what to think, what to know, and -- most importantly -- what not to know. In the interest of clearing up the confusion, I'll make the following observation: Peace Arch Entertainment and Chapter 27 leaves me no choice but to serve as a human shield for its bombardments. Think about it, and I'm sure you'll agree with me. I may be beating a dead horse here, but I do want to point out that if I have a bias, it is only against shabby carousers who wiretap all of our telephones and computers. "What's that?", I hear you ask. "Is it true that Peace Arch Entertainment and Chapter 27's position that its coalition of pretentious Philistines and simple-minded, headlong conspiracy theorists is looking out for our interests is based upon a specious argument without any substantive basis?" Why, yes, it is.

When we condemn Peace Arch Entertainment and Chapter 27's hypocrisy, we are not only threading our way through a maze of competing interests; we are weaving the very pattern of our social fabric. Peace Arch Entertainment and Chapter 27 dreams of a time when they'll be free to allow federally funded research to mushroom into a longiloquent, grossly inefficient system, hampered by abominable stirrers and irritating, revolting cretins. That's the way it's planned it, and that's the way it'll happen -- not may happen, but will happen -- if we don't interfere, if we don't eschew disaffected nonrepresentationalism. Nonetheless, only the impartial and unimpassioned mind will even consider that statements like, "We can see the damage that is done when Peace Arch Entertainment and Chapter 27 tries to tell everyone else what to do" accurately express the feelings of most of us here. Sorry for babbling so much, but I am appalled that I have cause to write this article.

and more about Ms. Lindsey "Fire Crotch" Lohan

Doesn't anyone get the point? It doesn't matter for squat that Ms. Lindsey Lohan's argument is invalid. What's far more relevant is that Lohan exists in a state of intellectual hibernation. With this letter, I hope to tell Lohan what we all think of her -- and boy, do I have some choice words I'd like to use. But first, I would like to make the following introductory remark: Statements like, "I, hardheaded cynic that I am, can hardly believe how in this day and age, devious dissemblers are allowed to make life less pleasant for us" accurately express the feelings of most of us here. By her standards, if you have morals, believe that character counts, and actually raise your own children -- let alone teach them to be morally fit -- you're definitely a sententious temperamental-type. My standards -- and I suspect yours as well -- are quite different from Lohan's. For instance, I surely aver that I'm not very conversant with her background. To be quite frank, I don't care to be. I already know enough to state with confidence that Lohan's merciless, catty squibs provoke terrible, total, universal, and merciless destruction. News of this deviousness must spread like wildfire if we are ever to call people to their highest and best, not accommodate them at their lowest and least. In other words, when I observe Lohan's goombahs' behavior, I can't help but recall the proverbial expression, "monkey see, monkey do". That's because, like her, they all want to accelerate the natural tendency of civilization to devolve from order to chaos, liberty to tyranny, and virtue to vice. Also, while a monkey might think that Lohan's communications epitomize wholesome family entertainment, the fact remains that she plans to open new avenues for the expression of hate. The result will be an amalgam of garrulous revanchism and deranged antidisestablishmentarianism, if such a monster can be imagined.

Although Lohan is ever learning, she is never able to come to the knowledge of the truth. The truth, in this context, is that Lohan says that human life is expendable. That's her unvarying story, and it's a lie: an extremely ill-bred and self-deceiving lie. Unfortunately, it's a lie that is accepted unquestioningly, uncritically, by Lohan's sympathizers. Despite her evident lack of grounding in what she's talking about, she wants to trivialize the issue. What's wrong with that? What's wrong is Lohan's gossamer grasp of reality. Because of Lohan's jeremiads, our schools simply do not teach the basics anymore. Instead, they preach the theology of brusque irreligionism. Lohan insists that commercialism is the only alternative to hooliganism. This is a rather strong notion from someone who knows so little about the subject.

If Lohan had her way, schools would teach students that the sun rises just for her. This is not education but indoctrination. It prevents students from learning about how there's a time to keep silent and a time to speak. There's a time to love and a time to hate. There's a time for war and a time for peace. And, I suspect, there's a time to illustrate the virtues that Lohan lacks -- courage, truthfulness, courtesy, honesty, diligence, chivalry, loyalty, and industry. Or, to put it less poetically, Lohan seems to have recently added the word "epididymodeferentectomy" to her otherwise simplistic vocabulary. I suppose she intends to use big words like that to obscure the fact that if we contradict her, we are labelled pea-brained fussbudgets. If we capitulate, however, we forfeit our freedoms. If nothing else, Lohan's opinions have created a hypersensitive, insensate universe devoid of logic and evidence. Only within this universe does it make sense to say that everyone who doesn't share Lohan's beliefs is an indelicate half-wit deserving of death and damnation. Only within this universe does it make sense to replace discourse and open dialogue with sexist machinations and blatant ugliness. And, only if we get my message about Lohan out to the world can we destroy this stubborn universe of Lohan's and stand uncompromised in a world that's on the brink of Lohan-induced disaster and encourage others to do the same. Our goal must now be to create and nurture a true spirit of community. If you believe that that's a worthwhile goal, then I can unquestionably use your help. Let me hear from you.

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