The WAR on Chapter 27 and Lindsey Lohan

This is a great submission from a reader (and now a contributor) to BoycottChapter27.org
I think it's a fill in the blank web form, but none the less, very amusing.


Americans must come together and give government the tools and funding needed to end the menace of Chapter 27 and Lindsey Lohan. The Special Commission for the Study of Chapter 27 and Lindsey Lohan made up of former government officials working at a prestigious Washington think tank recently issued a report that reveals the true danger of Chapter 27 and Lindsey Lohan. The report clearly states that if government does not act now to deal with Chapter 27 and Lindsey Lohan, millions of Americans who work hard and play by the rules will suffer needlessly and our way of life will be put into jeopardy.

The Special Commission's report calls for a war on Chapter 27 and Lindsey Lohan and provides a blueprint to deal with eliminating the threats posed by Chapter 27 and Lindsey Lohan. The report recommends that the President should immediately appoint a task force to form a network with various local, state, and federal law enforcement agencies, federal intelligence agencies, and the Pentagon in order to mount a well organized attack on Chapter 27 and Lindsey Lohan.

The Special Commission suggests forming an international coalition with friends and allies abroad who share our concern over the Chapter 27 and Lindsey Lohanmenace. Of course, the war on Chapter 27 and Lindsey Lohan must be fought most vigorously on American soil. This means giving authorities special powers to deal with the elusive and dangerous people involved with Chapter 27 and Lindsey Lohan. The Commission's report suggests specific legislation needed to give the government the powers to deal with Chapter 27 and Lindsey Lohan.

Freedoms that Americans have become used to will have to be temporarily curtailed in order for government to mount an effective campaign to eradicate the threat of Chapter 27 and Lindsey Lohan. The government must have the ability to identify and target anyone who is involved in any manner with Chapter 27 and Lindsey Lohan.

This may mean that Americans will have to give up some of their privacy until the war on Chapter 27 and Lindsey Lohan is won. The war on Chapter 27 and Lindsey Lohan requires authorities to be able to conduct random searches, monitor financial transactions, monitor communications, detain suspects, and interrogate detainees.

Americans must also be informed of the financial costs of the war on Chapter 27 and Lindsey Lohan . Fighting the gathering dangers of Chapter 27 and Lindsey Lohan will not come cheap. But, no cost is too great to prevent the destruction of the American way of life.

Experts predict that it may take many years to win the war on Chapter 27 and Lindsey Lohan and it may cost hundreds of billions of dollars to eliminate the threat Chapter 27 and Lindsey Lohan poses to America. The Commission's report suggests that the war on Chapter 27 and Lindsey Lohan can be financed through borrowing in order to protect Americans from costly tax increases. The report notes that most Americans have been supportive of deficit spending for other wars.

Americans working together and supporting the war on Chapter 27 and Lindsey Lohan will ensure that the war on Chapter 27 and Lindsey Lohan will be won. There can be no question that if the blueprint outlined in the report issued by the Special Commission for the Study of Chapter 27 and Lindsey Lohan is followed, we will win the war on Chapter 27 and Lindsey Lohan and guarantee future generations the same security and freedom that we all cherish.


This may have been a Reagan "War on Drugs" speech or Bush talking about Iraq, but it had me laughing pretty hard when I opened the e-mail.

PEACE!!!!!

F....Jackie and Stuttering John.
F U FAT ARTIE!!!!!!